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So, here I was, just finishing my uber-healthy dinner, when L from the flat downstairs walks in.

Now, L only ever comes to visit M, because they're doing the same course. I like L, (he's somewhat of a Renaissance man - imagine, a mechanics student who freely professes his love for poetry and literature!!!) so my intrigue is peaked, and M's rushing around like the most beautiful headless chicken you've ever seen, so I just kind of went "Ohi guys...whatcha doin'?"

My Phineas & Ferb-esque interrogation paid off. M (who I also really like - the day I moved in she just comes strolling on up and introduces herself, shakes my hand...I admire that) tells me that they're going to a ballroom dance class. For beginners.

Now, as you may or may not know from my previous journal, I've spent 5 HOURS AND SEVEN MINUTES locked in my room doing uni stuff today, and I was going a leetle stir crazy. So instead of my usual "PAHA no" and exit, I decided to accompany them.

It was a good choice.

I met the love of my life.
His name?

Yellow T-Shirt Guy.

Same height as me, kinda chubby, curlyish hair, stinky pits...oh man, he had it all. And when there was some partner confusion halfway through the waltz and he sprinted his wheezing way across the hall to be my partner, I just swooned and held my arms right out. And it wasn't just the BO. True story.

Yellow T-Shirt Guy was a heeeeell of a lot better than Bossy Cough Guy (who not only coughed into his hand before planting it squarely in mine, but then had the TEMERITY to tell me off when I missed ONE STEP - now, I'm not saying I hope it's TB...) or, say, Purple Shirt Guy, He of Thinning Hair and A Big-Ol' Booby Stare, and Yellow T-Shirt Guy certainly tops Uncomfortably Close Guy (who looks at me with rape eyes afterwards and says "That was loooovely").Yeuch.

Yellow T-Shirt Guy was a gentleman.

And I didn't even get his name.

So I'm writing an ode to the love of my life, who I'll never see again.

Ode to Yellow T-Shirt Guy

Yellow T-Shirt Guy, Yellow T-Shirt Guy,
There's no-one in the world except you and I
You're the same height as me, and you look me in the eye
You're so awesome, and that's no lieeeeeee

You spin me round,
Chubby cheeks aglow
There're even an exotic taint
To your rank BO
Oh boy, why'd you have to goooo?

Yellow T-Shirt Guy, Yellow T-Shirt Guy
On your footwork dude, I do rely
And it's pretty good, I can't deny
When you hold me I could flyyyyyy

You've never coughed
Right in my face
Or put your hands
In a weird place
It's a shame there is no spaaaace

Yellow T-Shirt Guy, Yellow T-Shirt Guy
Though I'll never know the reason why
We're bonded with a lasting tie
And our love...will...never...dieeeee......


He was so beautiful....

  • Listening to: The sound of my heart breaking
  • Reading: Shadow's Edge - Brent Weeks
  • Watching: Everything I'll ever love wither and die.
  • Playing: He loves me, he loves me not.
  • Drinking: Tea.


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Jess Dewdney
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United Kingdom
Current Residence: England
deviantWEAR sizing preference: ...10. Heh heh heh. No, seriously.
Favourite genre of music: Pop/Rock/Indie/Alternative/Humour, mostly. Some folk.
Favourite photographer: I don't really know XD
Favourite style of art: Cartoon
MP3 player of choice: Henry
Favourite cartoon character: The Warden from Superjail!
Personal Quote: 'I'm a badger. Miaow!'

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Tinalbion Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ryokuZero91 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Student Digital Artist
thanks for the fav :la:
Crazylankygirl Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Anytime X)
GoodOldBaz Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks every so much for the fav!
Crazylankygirl Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You're very welcome!
GoodOldBaz Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for the fav!
Crazylankygirl Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome!
CrocdileTears Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
thankyou again this time for the fav :D
you live in the UK too?
Crazylankygirl Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You're very welcome. Yes, I do! Worcestershire, to be exact X).
CrocdileTears Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
I'm in Oxfordshire
yay other than people on my course I have not come across another British person
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