Chris: Ah, life
Me: Yeah *sigh*
Chris: First you live it
then you die.
|TGIG: Thank God I've graduated.|
GrandmaGrandma, I can’t help but noticeGrandma by Crazylankygirl
You have os-teo-perosis
And my increasing neurosis
Wants to push you down the stairs
I just find your presence cloying
And your voice and face annoying
So instead of simply toying
With you, I’ll push you down the stairs
I’ll make sure that you don’t feel it
You can’t avoid or try to appeal it
Your doom I am going to seal it
When I push you down the stairs
I’m not all that good at lying, really
To do so would be trying, really
So I’ll say I sent you flying, merely,
When I pushed you down the stairs
No doubt I’ll go to prison then
But if I don’t hear your voice again
I’ll consider it a blessing when
I pushed you down the stairs
The people I feel sorry for
Are my mummy and my daddy or
My brother who’ll have to mop the floor
At the bottom of the stairs
And in gaol I will not care
If some larger prisoner there
Decides to push me down some stairs
Because I’d still be rid of you.
What am I?I wish that I was beautiful. Some people think I am, but I get mixed reviews. People see within me whatever it is they choose. Many people laugh at me when they see my form: others’ gazes slide around. To them I am the norm, neither beautiful nor deformed – but what I would not give to see their cold expressions warm.What am I? by Crazylankygirl
Many of my kin are beautiful: some are angry; some are comic. Some express a deep emotion; some are lazy and laconic. What am I? I’m none of these, neither profound nor yet ironic. (Unless you observe these feelings on my face – whatever you perceive will be upon it).
My mother was a coffee bean, my father was a swan. I was conceived on the shores of a lake while the waters gleamed and shone.
I am as my parents made me. Nothing more, and nothing less. But I wish to be something greater, to this conceit I will confess.
For I do wish to be beautiful, like my brothers and my sisters, whose beauty has been written of so much admirer’s hands erupt
Current Residence: England
deviantWEAR sizing preference: ...10. Heh heh heh. No, seriously.
Favourite genre of music: Pop/Rock/Indie/Alternative/Humour, mostly. Some folk.
Favourite photographer: I don't really know XD
Favourite style of art: Cartoon
MP3 player of choice: Henry
Favourite cartoon character: The Warden from Superjail!
Personal Quote: 'I'm a badger. Miaow!'